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I, ____, take you, ____, to be my role playing partner, my constant friend, and my faithful co-author from this day forward.
In the knowledge that others read my words here today and know them to be true, I offer you my solemn vow to be your faithful partner in angst and in fluff, in fun times and during writer's block, and in mpreg as well as in character death.
I promise to never use the words 'kawaii', 'desu', or any honorifics such as 'chan', 'kun' or 'san' in any of my writing, to support you and encourage you even when you've written a particularly bad post, to honor and respect your plot-lines and to indulge in your wants as
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-"Who are you?!"
-"excuse me, but I don't like the way your talking to me"
-"hah! Anyone tell you, you should be a comedian?"
-"why are you laughing at me!?"
-"shut up you good for nothing cute as hell Indiana Jones wannabe!"
-"jeremy....stap...just stap.....stap..."
-"{other you commented below}"